Like goldfish crackers, you are the snack that smiles back until a zombie bites your head off.
There's a girl in the garden, but she's not drunk, she's a zombie and she wants to eat your face. A stout spade might discourage her, or possibly a cricket bat. When there aren't any zombies in your garden, some Rock Solar Landscape Spotlights, or a Rose Garden cast aluminum bistro set will help you relax and catch some zen. Some other nice additions are a Terrazzo BBQ cart cover, a Char-Broil Tristan Fireplace, and some solar flood lights. Might as well have a nice outdoor space to welcome the Marines who will eventually show up for a cookout after the zombie war has ended.
"Look at the beautiful, speening wheel. See how it speens." ~ Madame Estrella, The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies!!
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