Recent zombie commercial heard on KMOAN radio... "You'll wonder where the yellow went, when you brush your teeth with Pepsodent".
The good news, from your dog's point of view, is that zombies only eat human. So as a whole, your pet views a zombie outbreak with about as much enthusiasm as a Kazakstan grandmother watches the Super Bowl.
As long as there's a bag of dog food in the pantry, some tasty dog treats in the treat jar, and a few dog toys next to his dog bed, everything's cool. With that in mind, here are some odds and ends to help your pet pass the time until the national guard regains the streets from the zombie hordes.
"Look, maybe I didn't say every tiny syllable, no. But basically I said them, yeah. " ~ Ash, Army of Darkness
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